Bah Humbug!

I find myself being a real Scrooge this Christmas. Any suggestions?

Huh?

What do I do with a kid who writes "I have also lettered in acedimics" under honors and awards on their application?

I Had Another Dream

In this fun fantasy I am the guardian of a magical penguin named Marcel. Unfortunately for me and Marcel we live in San Francisco and a huge tsunami hits burying the city. No worries though, Marcel is magical remember and he just alters every one's DNA so that we can all live underwater.

I spend the rest of the dream marveling at how people are living half in and out of the water. A man in glasses bikes by just under the surface completely oblivious to the fact that his whole reality has just been changed. I then start to freak out because my cute little buddy Marcel is packing some seriously cool powers which means I am seriously in over my head (no pun intended) protecting him. Marcel cheers me up by taking me to surf the ice caps together. Just me and my magical penguin Marcel taking on the entire atlantic ocean.

What have I Become?

For my lunch break today, I went home and cleaned the kitchen. And it brought me joy and a deep sense of peace and satisfaction. Anyone?

A Christmas Miracle

I made it into the fantasy football playoffs after sitting at last in the league for 4 weeks!

Thank you Marques Colston and the powers that be!!