- Who are you ?
- Why do you exist?
- What does it matter?
Thanks to my excellent college education, I didn't have to ponder these questions for long before the answers became clear to me.
- Don't be fooled by this one. Everyone knows that you are what you eat.
- "You see, when a man loves a woman and they are in a committed loving relationship..."
- It doesn't, unless you are majoring in philosophy, in which case, it's probably best if you switch from metaphysics to physics so that you have a chance at getting a job some day.