Core 150 Revisited

Recently, my small group and I have dredged up some timeless questions in response to some of our reading.

1. Who are you ?
2. Why do you exist?
3. What does it matter?

Thanks to my excellent college education, I didn't have to ponder these questions for long before the answers became clear to me.

1. Don't be fooled by this one. Everyone knows that you are what you eat.
2. "You see, when a man loves a woman and they are in a committed loving relationship..."
3. It doesn't, unless you are majoring in philosophy, in which case, it's probably best if you switch from metaphysics to physics so that you have a chance at getting a job some day.